Happy National Haiku Poetry Day!

Thank you internet randoms, for these haikus. Because on haiku day, I just wasn't in a haiku place, so I stole. Guiltlessly.


Expand your mind. Get
To work. Better yet, put your
Feet up. Watch TV.


Vegetable humor
Toss Pumpkin into the air
Magic! Comes down Squash

One Day Without Shoes

This day is sponsored by TOMS shoes to raise awareness for all the people who are shoeless in the world. Obviously, if Hanson AND the Jonas Brothers are doing it, so am I.

Tater Day!

Tater Day is a large festival in Benton, Kentucky

It was started in 1843 as a celebration of spring, and a time when all of the townsfolk would get together and trade in sweet potato slips, used to grow the plants. In celebration, I'm eating sweet potatoes!

World Party Day

World Party Day (P-Day) is celebrated every year on April 3 as a synchronized global mass celebration of a better world and the active creation of desirable reality.

International Children's Book Day

In celebration I will read one of my favorite books from my childhood, and you can too!

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Sorry Charlie Day

Have you ever been rejected? For anything? Sure you have! We all have. Sorry Charlie Day is for all of us who have been spurned, and yet somehow survived it.

Take a minute today and reflect upon a past dejection. Then, smile with he realization that "_ _ it happens....to all of us!"

But I still have no idea where this bizarre holiday came from, but this is what I found when I just googled "sorry Charlie".

National "She's funny that way"

This day is dedicated to my co-writer who is off in Africa, because she's funny that way.

She loved asians, she's funny that way.

She loves chocolate milk and donuts, she's funny that way.

And she loved to jump in piles of lost coats because she is funny that way.

Pencil Day!

I personally am going to celebrate my writing tool, by sharpening all the pencils I can fins in the house--and just maybe eating a pencil shaving flavored jelly bean.

Here I am with some of my sharpened pencils. Upon seeing my jubilation about pencil sharpening my sister told me that I need to get a life. Really she should be thanking me, but maybe I will leave some of these sharpened pencils in her bed.

Texas Loves the Children Day

Weed Appreciation Day

Today I am going to appreciate dandelions.

Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day

I don't like country, but I can take Johnny Cash, "Flushed From the Bathroom if Your Heart"

Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

{Insert your own holiday here.}

Tolkien Reading Day

Today I am reading some Lord of the Rings.

National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day!

National Puppy Day

As Young As You Feel Day

Today I am 6.

Naw Ruz

Naw-Rúz in the Bahá'í Faith is one of nine holy days for adherents of the Bahá'í Faith worldwide and the first day of the Bahá'í calendar occurring on the vernal equinox, around March 21.^[1] Norouz, historically and in contemporary times, is the celebration of the traditional Iranian new year holiday and is celebrated throughout the countries of the Middle East and Central Asia such as in Iran, Azerbaijan,Afghanistan, and Tajikistan. Since ancient times it has been a national holiday in Iran and was celebrated by more than one religious group.^[1] The Báb, the founder of Bábism, and then Bahá'u'lláh, the founder of the Bahá'í Faith, adopted the day as a holy day and associated it with the Most Great Name of God

Bed-in for peace day

I think I can handle that.

Corn Dog Day

Awkward Moments Day